There is a category of car that does not need to be anywhere other than where it already is. The Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider — Pininfarina’s body on Alfa’s twin-cam four, produced between 1955 and 1962 — belongs unambiguously to that category, and the blue example photographed on a Sicilian road as rally number 33 makes the case without any assistance. It is on an Italian island. It is Italian. The argument is closed.